Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Doctor II

I gave the old doctor a ring last night. For your enjoyment, I got a little transcript, because... it's not much of an update if this is all I told you... D for Doctor, T for Thorn.

                                                                                                                          

-two rings-
D: Doctor Raz--
T: It's MEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.
D: I recognize that voice from somewhere...
T: Awwwh, you don't recognize the voice of your number one patient, Dr. R?
D: You...? Where have you been--
T: I'm sure you've heard about those anonymous murders on the news.
D: Lord, no... don't tell me...
T: I suggest you start talking. Where is he?
D: I don't know what you're talking about.
T: Sure you do. Patient #561?
D: How did you--
T: Long complicated process. You know, one of those murders was your assistant nurse.
D: How could you--
T: How could I? Well, let me explain... according to your documents, that is, Doctor. And according to these... I have schizophrenia, manic depression, extreme malice towards--
D: MY documents!?
T: -- other cell mates and patients, minor paranoia, and obvious discomfort with one's self.
D: How did you get my documents?
T: Your moronic assistant had them in his blood-soaked hands. Now... where is he?
D: Patient 561 is in...
T: Yes...? Go on.
D: If you want to know where he is, then you'll have to pry the answer from my cold body.
T: Don't think I won't, buddy. I'm not playing games, anymore.
D: It doesn't matter, you don't know where I am.
T: Your little friends, Mickey D and Nurse brokeneck told me everything I need.
D: No...
T: YES...
D: What are you...?
T: A dying man.







So, off to the Doc's residence we go! Uh... I'll actually be heading off to his place in a minute. I'd like to not waste time, so once I've finished with him, I'll be back to answer all of your questions! I should only take ten minutes to finish.

Now, really... don't be afraid to ask me questions. I'm a pretty interactive guy. I suppose... unless you're an idiot, then the only interaction we'll have is my knife in your chest. But really, go on and ask me anything you'd like. I get bored easily...



And everything's ready. I'll be back in a bit, kids! Behave yourselves.
Posted by at

15 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:14 PM

    I read the last post and I need to ask: what is your relationship with Tall, Thin and Faceless?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:19 PM

      He's another one, just like us. I wish there was a better way to word that...

      We aren't friends or anything, but if he knows what's good for him, he'll oblige to what I ask of him. Here, however, we've reached a mutual agreement. I won't kill his pet, as long as I can cause him as much pain as I want.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:20 PM

      Pet?

      Delete
    3. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:23 PM

      Our slender friend has been tormenting the doctor for quite a bit of time... As a wise man once said, "It's like throwing a ball out the door and locking the dog out."

      Delete
    4. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:28 PM

      Huh...and what is this "Game"?

      Delete
    5. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:33 PM

      The Great Game? Archy really, really likes it. Never really took a whole lot of interest in it myself, personally, but I'm stuck playing.

      None of us are really into it like Archy, but I gotta admit, Slim Jim was a bit embarrassed with some stuff that happened a while ago. I mean, someone killed themselves just to get out of the Game. It was a shame, really... :\

      But the big guy's been doing much better lately, and he's progressed a bit.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:36 PM

      Was this person a teenage boy by any chance?

      Delete
    7. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:38 PM

      How should I know? I don't keep track of that shit. Come to think of it, though, I think it was. Doesn't matter much now, though. Kid's dead and gone. If he had anything particularly interesting skill-wise, then he's all Archy's.

      Personally, I don't give a shit. I'm looking for one thing, one thing only.

      Delete
    8. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:39 PM

      And that would be...?

      Delete
    9. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:43 PM

      "Patient #561". Turns out he's closer than I thought, so catching up shouldn't be too hard. Unless he doesn't rest.

      Because I need rest. Killing 5 guys in about a week is tiring.

      Delete
    10. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:45 PM

      Whoever he is, sounds like a real prize for ya.

      Delete
    11. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:48 PM

      Well, if you put it that way... sure?

      I kinda need him for the Game. I'm hoping that this leads me further on the Board. To about where Archy is or so...

      Delete
    12. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:50 PM

      Well, have fun with the game and all.

      Delete
    13. ThornAugust 22, 2012 at 5:51 PM

      Thanks!

      Have fun with the extra 12 days I added onto your lifespan. Sorta... it's kind of a figure of speech, see...

      Eh... forget it...

      Delete
    14. AnonymousAugust 22, 2012 at 5:53 PM

      D:

      Delete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)